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Too Ugly To Eat

I can’t in all good consciousness serve you to my customers.

Oh Nose!

I’d like to file a complaint.

Categories: Chef Funnies, Crab Funnies Tags: , ,

Attempted Murders Yep Yep

Excuse me sir but my friend here has a beef with you.

A Twist On A Bad Joke

See food? I do!

He’s My Good Friend Too

My good friend Mr. Benjamin says that crab is off the menu tonight.

Like A Nazi

March 30, 2010 1 comment

I don’t know why I kill crabs.  I’m just following orders.

So Intense

Who hired you!? How much are they paying you?!

Why Not Pull A Gun?

You pull a knife, I’m going to pull a bigger knife.

Why Do All Of My Animals Talk?

I know that you’re not just trying to give me a bath.