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Archive for April, 2010

Spider Crab!

What the…! Get off my property you squatter!

Some Crossovers Just Aren’t Good

Do I look like an artsy fartsy Asian dragon? No. Go fight your own battles.

Savages I Say!

Clearly a liberal democracy sews the seeds for tyranny…Oh hold on, this will just take a moment.

Ha Snake Charmer Joke

Oh you charmer you.

Sigh…

I was running low on money so I sold my flesh to a dog food company.

The Truth Shall Set You Scared

JELLO is made out of WHAT?!

LEGO Sugar Cubes Not Available In All Areas

My jack ass of a rider tried motivating me by a carrot on a stick. He’d need at least a sugar cube to motivate me.

Nature Preferred

Eh I like my natural one better.

True Story Has Never Been Truer

I don’t care what you’ve heard, God tried drowning me in that water spout.

The Last Puppy

Prepare to be run down villain.

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