Large Children, However, Are A Different Story

‘Not intended for use by small children or terrorists.’ Weird…

Blonde Hair, Possibly Blue Eyes

You’re free to go ma’am. No way you could be a terrorist.

Poor Him

I do not find this funny at all.

I Concur

Look, you can’t be a terrorist. You can’t hold a suitcase, the gun looks ridiculous and you attract too much attention.

Ehhhh…

I’m the first of the virgins for you.

He Does Seem Kind Of Fishy

Random screening my behind! You only pulled me out of line because my name is Osama Hussein Al-Jazeera bin Laden Obama!

True Story, True Story

It’s my skull and I’m not giving it to you you prick.

If You Don’t Blow Up Yourself It’s No Fun

So I just leave it at the side of the road? I don’t watch or anything? That’s stupid!

I Believe You!

I swear he’s smelling the dog biscuits.

Awesome Idea

Plus, under here nobody can see the explosives or the fact that I’m naked!